AFGHAN - Handsome, elegant, cultured and sophisticated, this dog turns heads wherever he goes. Proud and egotistical, he always remains faithful to his one true love...himself. BASSET HOUND - A stable, reliable and practical dog, he is often passed over for more "exciting" breeds. A perfectionist and a true survivor; when the last song has been sung, he's the one who carries home the music. BEAGLE - This is a sweet and gentle dog who makes himself perfectly at home in your heart. A sentimental softie, he devotes himself completely to the object of his affection. And when you stagger out of the barren wasteland of other dogs' indifference, the Beagle is a cool, refreshing, and welcome oasis. BICHON FRISE - Creative, passionate and sensitive, this highly intelligent dog sometimes has difficulty finding a comfortable place in society. Although outspoken and temperamental, his flair for drama and color enhance the world around him. BLOODHOUND - A meddlesome and pushy canine with a taste for gossip and a nose for details. This dog relentlessly pursues the facts, and he simply won't rest until he knows all of your deepest, darkest secrets. He's a walking newspaper; so if you really want the dirt, just grab your pooper-scooper and tag along. BULLDOG - Mr. Macho Dog, he's the bench-pressing, sports-loving, competitive male. He believes all of the old gender stereotypes and even invents some of his own; but the more you complain, the more he tells you how cute you look when you're angry. CHIHUAHUA - A persistent, hyperactive, nervous bundle of energy, the Chihuahua is a loner who often lacks social skills and polish. He was usually the unpopular puppy in school, who was teased about his skinny forelimbs or his "nerdy" scholarly pursuits. COCKER SPANIEL - Happy-go-lucky and playful, with a delightful sense of humor, this Peter Pan puppy is fiercely independent and avoids any hint of adult responsibility. "Commit" is not a command he responds to, so you'll want to leave the choke-chain at home. CORGI - Spoiled and accustomed to being waited on "paw and dewclaw," this "mama's dog" spends his entire life tied to her apron-strings. Don't make the mistake of asking him to choose between the two of you. You'll throw him into a fit of distemper that's difficult to shake. Mama will always be his first and only love. DACHSHUND - Loud and sometimes crude to the point of being obnoxious, he is a jokester who believes Life is one eternal show and the cameras are always rolling. He prefers the sound of his own voice to the sound of silence, which makes him the kind of dog beer bottles are hurled at in the hopes of shutting him up. DINGO - The wild dog who remains closest to his roots. Attractive and bohemian, the Dingo seems to cry out for someone to slip a leash on that collar and teach him to heel. He's not usually a part of the day-to-day dog race of Life, and even refuses to line up at the starting gate. DOBERMAN PINSCHER - Sophisticated, sneaky and manipulative; this is the dog your mother warned you about. The ultimate con artist, he skillfully mixes a dash of truth with his lies; all to keep stringing you along. HOME NEXT: 1 2 |
Each chapter of WOOF-MAN is divided into four sections: "How to Recognize the Breed" (A description of the breed as well as the female of his choice.) "Is His Bark Worse Than His Bite?" (Is he likely to inflict damage to the unsuspecting heart?) "Effective Training Methods" (How to make him come to you, stay with you, heel, behave, and more!) "Expected Life Span" (How long can you expect the relationship to last?) There are even some strays who ended up in "The Dog Pound." WOOF-MAN: A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO HER MAN'S INNER CANINE is packed with laughs as well as insightful wisdom, with plenty of pooches you're sure to recognize! Get your copy today! |
The Dog Pound |
So, What's His Doggy Style? |
Some of the dogs you'll find: |
Keep your leash handy! |